Charlieunclenorfolktango

by Tony White

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"Charlieunclenorfolktango" is the call sign of a bunch of English cops in a riot van who get abducted by aliens. And that's just for starters. The novel opens with fifty ways some mad killer could do you if there weren't cops in this world. Problem is, one of these cops is not entirely human. The Sarge thinks it's him, and Lockie -- the narrator -- thinks he's right. Well it can't be that dozy tosspot Blakie, can it? In between witnessing and committing various atrocities and acts of work-a-day corruption, and being experimented on by aliens, Lockie thinks aloud about old Blakie and The Sarge, cave blokes and cave birds, Charlie's Angels, and "the kynd a fingz that blokes & birds do to keep the dark dark nyte at bay" Read Less

"Charlieunclenorfolktango" is the call sign of a bunch of English cops in a riot van who get abducted by aliens. And that's just for starters. The novel opens with fifty ways some mad killer could do you if there weren't cops in this world. Problem is, one of these cops is not entirely human. The Sarge thinks it's him, and Lockie -- the narrator -- thinks he's right. Well it can't be that dozy tosspot Blakie, can it? In between witnessing and committing various atrocities and acts of work-a-day corruption, and being ... Read More